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IrishEyes

04-21-2005 03:54 PM

"Jane" was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp-only to discover a cucumber in his hand.

Is THIS what you've been using on me for the past 10 years!?!"

"Honey! Let me explain!"

"Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed.

"You impotent SOB!!"

"Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted, "Maybe you'd care to explain our 2 kids!!!"

out_kold

04-21-2005 05:54 PM

:lol: :lol:

alohalc

04-21-2005 10:31 PM

:wow: :lol:

GB525dTour

04-22-2005 12:13 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

soc_fans

04-22-2005 03:08 AM

LOL :wow: :lol:

Iceman

04-22-2005 04:03 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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