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06-02-2007, 12:52 AM
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A husband and wife are informed by the Doctor that the wife has less than 24 hours to live.
The couple decides to make the most of it so they go out to a nice restaurant for dinner then go home.
That night the wife says, "Honey, let's make love one more time before I die" So they do.
A couple hours later, the wife wakes up her husband and says, "Honey, I'm really going to miss you. Let's do it again."
And they do.
A few hours later she wakes her husband again and say, "Honey, you know, I'm not going to be here tomorrow. Can we do it one more time?" And her husband says, "Damn it! You don't have to get up in the morning - I do!"
The couple decides to make the most of it so they go out to a nice restaurant for dinner then go home.
That night the wife says, "Honey, let's make love one more time before I die" So they do.
A couple hours later, the wife wakes up her husband and says, "Honey, I'm really going to miss you. Let's do it again."
And they do.
A few hours later she wakes her husband again and say, "Honey, you know, I'm not going to be here tomorrow. Can we do it one more time?" And her husband says, "Damn it! You don't have to get up in the morning - I do!"
06-08-2007, 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted by marc545i' post='431033' date='Jun 2 2007, 02:52 AM
A husband and wife are informed by the Doctor that the wife has less than 24 hours to live.
The couple decides to make the most of it so they go out to a nice restaurant for dinner then go home.
That night the wife says, "Honey, let's make love one more time before I die" So they do.
A couple hours later, the wife wakes up her husband and says, "Honey, I'm really going to miss you. Let's do it again."
And they do.
A few hours later she wakes her husband again and say, "Honey, you know, I'm not going to be here tomorrow. Can we do it one more time?" And her husband says, "Damn it! You don't have to get up in the morning - I do!"
The couple decides to make the most of it so they go out to a nice restaurant for dinner then go home.
That night the wife says, "Honey, let's make love one more time before I die" So they do.
A couple hours later, the wife wakes up her husband and says, "Honey, I'm really going to miss you. Let's do it again."
And they do.
A few hours later she wakes her husband again and say, "Honey, you know, I'm not going to be here tomorrow. Can we do it one more time?" And her husband says, "Damn it! You don't have to get up in the morning - I do!"
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