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Old 04-25-2005, 03:08 AM
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He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

Chinese Proverb
Old 04-25-2005, 11:42 AM
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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail,
but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn.. that was fun!"
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Originally Posted by garehaan' date='Apr 25 2005, 09:42 AM
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail,
but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn.. that was fun!"
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your true friend is a cop ?
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Women are the worst investment ever. Over the course of 50 years you are likely to spend a million on your wife, and what do you end up with?

An old woman..
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Originally Posted by Flowerfred' date='Apr 26 2005, 01:11 AM
Women are the worst investment ever. Over the course of 50 years you are likely to spend a million on your wife, and what do you end up with?

An old woman..
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They last that long?
Maybe a full operational lease contract for 5 years would be an option?
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I think 2 hours is the going contract on those..
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Kinky is using a feather
Perverted is using the whole chicken
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Originally Posted by garehaan' date='Apr 25 2005, 09:42 PM
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail,
but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn.. that was fun!"
[snapback]119834[/snapback]

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Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures??
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Originally Posted by garehaan' date='Apr 26 2005, 10:51 PM
Kinky is using a feather
Perverted is using the whole chicken
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