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Old 04-29-2009 | 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='862996' date='Apr 29 2009, 03:10 PM
Let's see 1/30,000 = .00003% Way better than the odds that I'll ever have sex with Angelina Jolie.

Imagine you tell a joke in a stadium with 30,000 in attendance and one person laughs. That actually would be pretty funny now that I think about it.
that happened with my offensive jokes thread. the first person that opened that thread, there was the sound of a record scratching to a stop in the lounge. if your speakers were on you could hear it
Old 04-29-2009 | 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by SoCalBimmer' post='862981' date='Apr 29 2009, 01:58 PM
Seems like everyone here is little bit of all
All of the above
Old 04-29-2009 | 11:26 AM
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this may be in relation to post whore category 1 but....

i think the only "post whore" category that was missed is the "consistantly negative" post whore. anything that comes up he/she has a neg comment or takes that opportunity to take a jab. this whore never has anything constructive to add, only negative comments to try and get a response so he/she can respond and in turn increase he/she post numbers.
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='862996' date='Apr 29 2009, 02:10 PM
Let's see 1/30,000 = .00003% Way better than the odds that I'll ever have sex with Angelina Jolie.

Imagine you tell a joke in a stadium with 30,000 in attendance and one person laughs. That actually would be pretty funny now that I think about it.

BTW: I just hit 4K on a post whore thread!
OMG! Congrats on your continued and well-demonstrated post whoring skills!
Old 04-29-2009 | 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by mrfva' post='863012' date='Apr 29 2009, 02:25 PM
All of the above

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Old 04-29-2009 | 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by SoCalBimmer' post='862981' date='Apr 29 2009, 11:58 AM
Seems like everyone here is little bit of all
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Old 04-29-2009 | 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='863002' date='Apr 29 2009, 02:13 PM
that happened with my offensive jokes thread. the first person that opened that thread, there was the sound of a record scratching to a stop in the lounge. if your speakers were on you could hear it
I remember that one! Went over like a turd in the punchbowl!
Old 04-29-2009 | 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Brit_in_NJ' post='862983' date='Apr 29 2009, 02:59 PM
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Old 04-29-2009 | 11:57 AM
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to the forum!
Old 04-29-2009 | 11:58 AM
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My bad. Wrong reply.


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