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08-16-2004, 12:17 PM
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My Ride: [i][b][u]Since 19 august 2004[/u][/b][/i]: [color=red][b]530i[/b] High Executive[/color], Silvergray with beige interior, Popular wood, Servotronic, Sportssuspension, electric foldable and dimmed mirrors, dimmed interior mirror, pappelmaser braun wood, cupholders, styling 123 18" wheels, Logic 7, Steptronic, alarm class 3, electric sunscreen in the rear and suncreens for sidewindows, Comfort seats, heated seats, Xenon with headlightwashers, Adaptive corner lights ALC, Advanced airconditioning, lightpackage, Nav Pro, 6 cd changer, side airbags rearseats, bluetooth siemens S55, chrome kidneys, gearlever with wood, voice recognition retrofit, front windshield with green band.
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Exactly...my father in law has a 993 Carrera 4S and the new car looks more like that model then the current model. I think porsche listened to it's customers and did what they wanted.
08-16-2004, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by 530E60NL' date='Aug 16 2004, 10:17 PM
I think porsche listened to it's customers and did what they wanted.
And then I found this pic of a new Porsche:
08-16-2004, 02:30 PM
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Hehe, that first opic with the Cayenne in it looks like it has come from Sniff Petrol - funniest car piss-take website bar none!
08-16-2004, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by 530dse' date='Aug 16 2004, 11:50 AM
And this one
08-17-2004, 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by browellm' date='Aug 16 2004, 11:30 PM
Hehe, that first opic with the Cayenne in it looks like it has come from Sniff Petrol - funniest car piss-take website bar none!
Just spend some time reading back. Funny as f'ck!
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BMW LAUNCHES MONKEYTRONIC
BMW is to launch a revolutionary new option for the 7-series which it claims will take on-board driver aids to an entirely new level. The new system, dubbed Monkeytronic, is based around a live chimpanzee that lives in a special hole in the centre console and crawls out on demand to help with everyday tasks like setting the climate control and turning on the headlights. Thanks to an intensive training programme, the chimp also makes a major contribution to active safety. If it senses that the car is about to slide it will grab the steering wheel and apply the necessary amount of opposite lock. BMW also claims that Monkeytronic can perform subtle steering corrections to offset the effects of a strong crosswind and, if so desired, will be able to activate the cruise control and then hold onto the wheel, allowing the driver to do other things such as make a phone call or eat a big sandwich. Monkeytronic will be available only on the range topping 7-series for the moment but the same technology is expected to filter down to lesser models as the price of specially trained and shaved monkeys falls. Not to be outdone, arch rival Mercedes is said to be planning a similar system for the next generation S-class, tipped to be called PuertoRicanOrphanmatic.
08-17-2004, 01:32 AM
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My Ride: [i][b][u]Since 19 august 2004[/u][/b][/i]: [color=red][b]530i[/b] High Executive[/color], Silvergray with beige interior, Popular wood, Servotronic, Sportssuspension, electric foldable and dimmed mirrors, dimmed interior mirror, pappelmaser braun wood, cupholders, styling 123 18" wheels, Logic 7, Steptronic, alarm class 3, electric sunscreen in the rear and suncreens for sidewindows, Comfort seats, heated seats, Xenon with headlightwashers, Adaptive corner lights ALC, Advanced airconditioning, lightpackage, Nav Pro, 6 cd changer, side airbags rearseats, bluetooth siemens S55, chrome kidneys, gearlever with wood, voice recognition retrofit, front windshield with green band.
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This is soo damn funny!!!! 
08-17-2004, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Flowerfred' date='Aug 17 2004, 10:20 AM
Just spend some time reading back. Funny as f'ck!
08-17-2004, 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Initialdl' date='Aug 17 2004, 09:39 AM
i'll take all the small penis comments.... that comes with this car..... cuz most likely the commenter's panties are ripping as i'm driving by..lolz