Pierre.
02-05-2007, 11:32 AM
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Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out
for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love
is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me !!" Pierre grabs
a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie lips.
What are you doing, Pierre ?" says the startled Marie."I am Pierre,
the fighter pilot !! When I have red meat, I have red wine !!"
She smiles and they start kissing.Things began to heat up a little and
Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours
it on her breasts.
"Pierre !! What are you doing now ?" asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot !! When I have white meat, I have
white wine !!" She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and
things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much
lower !!"Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it
in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine.
Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously,
"PIERRE, WHAT THE F**K DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ?"
Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot !!
If I go down, I go down in flames !!"
for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love
is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me !!" Pierre grabs
a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie lips.
What are you doing, Pierre ?" says the startled Marie."I am Pierre,
the fighter pilot !! When I have red meat, I have red wine !!"
She smiles and they start kissing.Things began to heat up a little and
Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours
it on her breasts.
"Pierre !! What are you doing now ?" asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot !! When I have white meat, I have
white wine !!" She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and
things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much
lower !!"Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it
in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine.
Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously,
"PIERRE, WHAT THE F**K DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ?"
Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot !!
If I go down, I go down in flames !!"
02-06-2007, 08:33 AM
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OMG lol.. They do that in public?
02-06-2007, 11:54 AM
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Love it!! 
I used to know a great French girl her name was Chardonnay ,also known as great liquor !!
I used to know a great French girl her name was Chardonnay ,also known as great liquor !!
02-07-2007, 03:11 PM
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A good friend of mine years ago told that joke at the bar in the Hotel Intercontinental in Paris executed with a perfect French accent and a matching pair of finger goggles.
I cannot remember laughing so hard.
Thanks for bringing up a good joke and memory.