The Pharmacist
04-17-2007, 09:05 AM
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!
"The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband, in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different.
You didn't tell me you had a prescription!
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!
"The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband, in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different.
You didn't tell me you had a prescription!
04-17-2007, 11:23 AM
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04-17-2007, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by my530i' post='414878' date='Apr 17 2007, 10:50 PM
It's a repost, but who cares (Only Moderator does 
and wants to increase number of post 
) I still love reading it.
and wants to increase number of post ) I still love reading it.
04-17-2007, 04:05 PM
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Yeah..... that is a repost.....but what the hell ......its still funny
04-19-2007, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by alpinewhite' post='414824' date='Apr 17 2007, 11:21 AM
hey pharmacists are cool, cuz im planning to be one 
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