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10-10-2006, 12:01 PM
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A young recruit to the 101st airborne is talking to one of his buddies at home on leave and relating the story of his first jump experience.
Recruit: Man, you don't know how scary it is at 14,000 feet and looking out at the blue sky.
Friend: I don't know if I could do it.
Recruit: Well, my whole platoon had already jumped, and I was the last one left standing at the door. And I couldn't jump. I was scared to death! So anyway, the jumpmaster is standing behind me, screaming at me to go. And I couldn't do it. So the jumpmaster keeps yelling at me to jump, since we were overshooting the dropzone. But I was too scared to let go of the doorframe. Before I know it, the jumpmaster had undone his fly and had the biggest pecker I have ever seen hanging out. He said, boy if you don't go, I'm gonna ram this up your ass!
Friend: So did you jump?
Recruit: A little, at first.
Recruit: Man, you don't know how scary it is at 14,000 feet and looking out at the blue sky.
Friend: I don't know if I could do it.
Recruit: Well, my whole platoon had already jumped, and I was the last one left standing at the door. And I couldn't jump. I was scared to death! So anyway, the jumpmaster is standing behind me, screaming at me to go. And I couldn't do it. So the jumpmaster keeps yelling at me to jump, since we were overshooting the dropzone. But I was too scared to let go of the doorframe. Before I know it, the jumpmaster had undone his fly and had the biggest pecker I have ever seen hanging out. He said, boy if you don't go, I'm gonna ram this up your ass!
Friend: So did you jump?
Recruit: A little, at first.
10-10-2006, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Iceman' post='343533' date='Oct 10 2006, 10:49 PM
You're always picking on me. 
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='343540' date='Oct 11 2006, 12:56 AM
Hey Buster, thats a re-post. How come u didn't catch that. You're always picking on me.
You're always picking on me.