One-wish Genie...
04-16-2006, 02:04 PM
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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and, lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.
The amazed woman asked if she got 3 wishes. The Genie said: "Nope, sorry 3-wish genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So, what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said:"I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed: "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don t think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said: "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the house cleaning, is great in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sport all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for - a good man."
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said: "Let me see that map again."
The amazed woman asked if she got 3 wishes. The Genie said: "Nope, sorry 3-wish genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So, what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said:"I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed: "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don t think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said: "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the house cleaning, is great in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sport all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for - a good man."
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said: "Let me see that map again."
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04-16-2006, 05:17 PM
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HAHAH thats' a good one 
04-17-2006, 05:21 AM
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04-17-2006, 08:18 AM
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