The Old Cowboy
01-28-2009, 11:26 AM
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An old cowboy, making a haul on a summer day in the country, walks into a
tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $500.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to
a meager looking group of bikers and ruffians.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'
I was wondering,' whispers the old cowboy, 'are you the
young lady who gives the hand-jobs?
'Yes", she smiles and purrs, "I sure am."
The old cowboy replies, 'Well wash your hands real good because I want a
cheeseburger.
tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $500.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to
a meager looking group of bikers and ruffians.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'
I was wondering,' whispers the old cowboy, 'are you the
young lady who gives the hand-jobs?
'Yes", she smiles and purrs, "I sure am."
The old cowboy replies, 'Well wash your hands real good because I want a
cheeseburger.
01-28-2009, 12:28 PM
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