Lounge How was your day? Anything goes but please keep it PG-13!

Obama for Gun Control!

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 10-29-2008, 11:29 AM
  #1  
Members
Thread Starter
 
Hailander's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 142
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for

banning all guns in America . He is considered by those who have dealt

with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.


At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , he asked

the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to

slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in

total silence.


Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands

together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'


Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the

quiet and said: ''Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!'
Old 10-29-2008, 11:32 AM
  #2  
Contributors
 
Eugene134's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: New York CIty
Posts: 2,516
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
My Ride: F10 535I
Model Year: 2016
Default

lmao
Old 10-29-2008, 11:32 AM
  #3  
Former Vendor
 
info@trinityautosport's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Anaheim, CA
Posts: 19,460
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
My Ride: F13 M6
Default

Old 10-29-2008, 11:33 AM
  #4  
Members
 
jk041505's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Seattle
Posts: 219
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
My Ride: 04' BMW 525i, 15% tint all-round, H&R Race Springs, 20" Iforged Imola, M-tech Kit, Angelibright V3, Hamann Style front splitter
Default

Ok... no i m confused... who should i laugh at? the kid or Obama? LOL...
Old 10-29-2008, 11:43 AM
  #5  
Contributors
 
flyingpuck's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Thousand Oaks, California
Posts: 11,084
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
My Ride: 2008 550i Jet Black on Black Leather, SAT with Paddles, Logic 7, Comfort Seats, NAV, Sport Package, PDC, Xenons, Sirius, Trinity 12W LED Angel Eyes, RPi GT Exhaust, M rear spoiler, ACS Roof Spoiler, Tinted Tail Lights, Bimmian Carbon Fiber Pillar Trim, Bimmian Shadow 550i emblem, RPi Scoop, E60 Forum Cling, Mtec bulbs in fog lights, Mtec 2W LED for License Plate Light Bulbs, K&N Filter, Bimmian LED Smoked Side Markers, Blackout roundels, Carbon Fiber Kidney Grills. Retired Rides - 1989 325i convertible, 1995 M3, 2002 X5, 2005 545i, 2008 X5 (Lemon)
Default

Originally Posted by Hailander' post='706722' date='Oct 29 2008, 12:29 PM
Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for

banning all guns in America . He is considered by those who have dealt

with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.


At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , he asked

the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to

slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in

total silence.


Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands

together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'


Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the

quiet and said: ''Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!'
VERY funny!
Old 10-29-2008, 12:06 PM
  #6  
Contributors
 
CWS530's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: St. Louis Burbs, USA
Posts: 8,998
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
My Ride: 2007 530i. Purchased 6/28/07. Titanium Silver Metallic, Black Dakota Leather, Dark Poplar Trim, Steptronic, Premium Package, Cold Weather Package, Bluetooth, Adaptive Control Xenons. 10/30/07 Added OEM 124s with 245/40/18 & 275/35/18 Michelin Pilot Sport A/S tires. Installed red Cal Covers� from BavAuto. 11/21/07 Added OEM all-weather floor mats (for winter, carpet in summer) and coat rack. 6/26/08 installed M5-style rear spoiler. 6/30/08 put on red reflectors. 8/22/08 Euro turn signal stickers applied. 3/20/09 Installed Shadowline Trim. 3/27/09 Added Matte Black Kidney Grilles from Trinity. 4/03/09 Installed Bimmian Shadow Matte Black 530i Badges. 4/04/09 Installed LED license plate lights from Trinity. 5/01/09 Installed Brabus Interior LED Kit and White Angel Eyes. 5/02/09 Put in Brabus 6K Fogs. 5/14/09 Removed charcoal filter. 5/15/09 Installed light smoke LED side marker lamps from Trinity. 5/21/09 Sprint Booster. 6/12/09 Painted exhaust tips flat black. 6/13/09 Pulled red Cal Covers and painted calipers low gloss black. 6/27/09 RPI Ram Air Scoop from Trinity. 8/15/09 Installed Brabus's silver invisibulbs front and rear. 9/24/09 Installed R-Dash license plate LEDs from Brabaus (John).
Default

Nice one!
Old 10-29-2008, 12:18 PM
  #7  
Members
Thread Starter
 
Hailander's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 142
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Its funny to me because I can totally picture Obama doing this...holding a spellbound audience in near silence as they listen to their messiah...
Old 10-29-2008, 12:33 PM
  #8  
Senior Members
 
southgate's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Glendale,AZ/ Los Angeles,CA
Posts: 2,923
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

lolz
Old 10-29-2008, 12:33 PM
  #9  
Super Moderator
 
Iceman's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: FL
Posts: 18,253
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
My Ride: F02 LCI Individual
Model Year: 2013
Default

Obama for Gun Control!-post_8579_1225308216.jpg


The original was Bono from U2 on stage in concert, and it was children dying in Africa...

So, it's a HALF-repost.........
Old 10-29-2008, 04:47 PM
  #10  
Contributors
 
flyingpuck's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Thousand Oaks, California
Posts: 11,084
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
My Ride: 2008 550i Jet Black on Black Leather, SAT with Paddles, Logic 7, Comfort Seats, NAV, Sport Package, PDC, Xenons, Sirius, Trinity 12W LED Angel Eyes, RPi GT Exhaust, M rear spoiler, ACS Roof Spoiler, Tinted Tail Lights, Bimmian Carbon Fiber Pillar Trim, Bimmian Shadow 550i emblem, RPi Scoop, E60 Forum Cling, Mtec bulbs in fog lights, Mtec 2W LED for License Plate Light Bulbs, K&N Filter, Bimmian LED Smoked Side Markers, Blackout roundels, Carbon Fiber Kidney Grills. Retired Rides - 1989 325i convertible, 1995 M3, 2002 X5, 2005 545i, 2008 X5 (Lemon)
Default

Originally Posted by Hailander' post='706795' date='Oct 29 2008, 01:18 PM
Its funny to me because I can totally picture Obama doing this...holding a spellbound audience in near silence as they listen to their messiah...
Amen, you and I both!!


Quick Reply: Obama for Gun Control!



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 11:58 AM.