The Nuts have it..
02-19-2009, 12:56 PM
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A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just scratching his nuts, something she seemed to love to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'
'Because, she replied, I really miss mine'.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just scratching his nuts, something she seemed to love to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'
'Because, she replied, I really miss mine'.
02-19-2009, 01:12 PM
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02-19-2009, 01:24 PM
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02-19-2009, 02:35 PM
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I just threw up a little bit in my mouth! 
02-19-2009, 05:05 PM
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02-19-2009, 05:20 PM
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In all honesty, there is nothing more pleasant than having your nuts scratched. 
I really don't care if she likes it or not, this has been a requirement of mine. My fiancee was very willing in the beginning, after 6 years she is starting to complain... No scratchy, no matchy. 
I really don't care if she likes it or not, this has been a requirement of mine. My fiancee was very willing in the beginning, after 6 years she is starting to complain... No scratchy, no matchy.