Not one bit of this can be pretty.
07-27-2007, 12:01 PM
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Mildred, an aging 93 year-old woman, was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place by the loss of her husband.
Not well versed in anatomy and not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable or a burden to someone else, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart is located.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "the heart is located just below her left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gun shot wound to her left knee.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place by the loss of her husband.
Not well versed in anatomy and not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable or a burden to someone else, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart is located.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "the heart is located just below her left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gun shot wound to her left knee.
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