New Government Seal
07-15-2008, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by westcoast550' post='624099' date='Jul 14 2008, 11:39 PM
Christ , I can hardly wait for the election ................. you guys need to do the right thing this time ( I can hear the knives already 
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).........................Keep that Official Government Seal nearby
07-15-2008, 08:20 PM
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Definitely do no want to be on the receiving end of this seal, but it always seems to be the case when it comes to politics and government....
07-16-2008, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by luigi524td' post='623908' date='Jul 14 2008, 06:49 PM
New Government Seal - Official Announcement!
The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
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Originally Posted by juris335' post='625709' date='Jul 16 2008, 11:36 AM
With a government that bad it is bewildering why 1.8 million people tried to legally immigrate to the USA last year...
07-16-2008, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Senza007' post='625787' date='Jul 16 2008, 12:48 PM
i wish al gore was running again!!!!!!!!!!!!
07-18-2008, 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='625833' date='Jul 16 2008, 04:14 PM
He's way too busy reinventing already invented things!!
07-18-2008, 02:44 PM
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wow i just noticed a fatal flaw in the design, theres no pouch thingy on the tip to hold our man juices after we're done, yet again the government screws up 
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Originally Posted by i<3e60' post='627685' date='Jul 18 2008, 03:44 PM
wow i just noticed a fatal flaw in the design, theres no pouch thingy on the tip to hold our man juices after we're done, yet again the government screws up
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='627779' date='Jul 18 2008, 09:17 PM
That creates "Trickle Down" economics!!
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