A New Day Has Dawned!!!
02-12-2008 | 08:50 AM
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Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak, Blow-Job & Shut the F*%$ Up Day". Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town, the name of the holiday explains it all.
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and "Steak, Blow-Job & Shut the F*%$ Up Day" will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.
So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak, Blow-Job & Shut the F*%$ Up Day". Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town, the name of the holiday explains it all.
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and "Steak, Blow-Job & Shut the F*%$ Up Day" will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.
So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
02-12-2008 | 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='530442' date='Feb 12 2008, 12:50 PM
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak, Blow-Job & Shut the F*%$ Up Day". Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town, the name of the holiday explains it all.
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and "Steak, Blow-Job & Shut the F*%$ Up Day" will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.
So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak, Blow-Job & Shut the F*%$ Up Day". Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town, the name of the holiday explains it all.
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and "Steak, Blow-Job & Shut the F*%$ Up Day" will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.
So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
02-12-2008 | 10:33 AM
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If "Cupid and a Heart" are the icons for Valentines day what would it be for "SBJSTHU' Day ???...............................a six pack and knee pads ?? 
02-12-2008 | 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by westcoast550' post='530485' date='Feb 12 2008, 11:33 AM
If "Cupid and a Heart" are the icons for Valentines day what would it be for "SBJSTHU' Day ???...............................a six pack and knee pads ??
02-12-2008 | 11:09 AM
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Haha, I've been trying to make this holiday a reality for the past couple years with no success. Maybe 2008 will be it! 
02-12-2008 | 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by vrondados' post='530472' date='Feb 12 2008, 07:15 PM
im converting to your religion, but how do i get my wife to buy into it?
02-12-2008 | 12:34 PM
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1- steak & 1 - bj???
Sounds like a bad deal. I gotta spend $250 @ Craft for dinner, thoughtful gifts and be romantic???...shit! I say we call off Valentines Day 
Sounds like a bad deal. I gotta spend $250 @ Craft for dinner, thoughtful gifts and be romantic???...shit! I say we call off Valentines Day
02-12-2008 | 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Lancaster' post='530528' date='Feb 12 2008, 03:56 PM
Who said anything about yer wife?
