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Old 01-03-2009 | 09:21 AM
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Perhaps it really IS a bad idea to run over a mattress!!

Don't hit the mattress!!
Old 01-03-2009 | 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='758420' date='Jan 3 2009, 01:21 PM
Perhaps it really IS a bad idea to run over a mattress!!

Don't hit the mattress!!
Dude holy crap!! If I were that guy I would sell it as a work of art because some idiot would be dumb enough to buy that drive shaft!
Old 01-03-2009 | 10:06 AM
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DAMN!!! How the hell would you not know what you just ran over?!? PLUS, a quick look under the car would induce an instant Ex-Lax moment for sure!
Old 01-03-2009 | 11:13 AM
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I think the guy in the blue jacket is holding a crack pipe. That could explain a lot. BTW: The last photo depicts what my wife refers to a "A Conference of Men." We've all done it--at a friend's garage, the parking lot at the mall, in front of Pep Boys, at the track, etc. Something happens, a hood goes up, and every male in a 1/4 mile radius saunters over, puts his hands in his pockets, and offers an opinion as to what the issue may be, or if obvious, how best to fix it. I usually mumble something about faulty muffler bearings and slip away.
Old 01-03-2009 | 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='758471' date='Jan 3 2009, 12:13 PM
I think the guy in the blue jacket is holding a crack pipe. That could explain a lot. BTW: The last photo depicts what my wife refers to a "A Conference of Men." We've all done it--at a friend's garage, the parking lot at the mall, in front of Pep Boys, at the track, etc. Something happens, a hood goes up, and every male in a 1/4 mile radius saunters over, puts his hands in his pockets, and offers an opinion as to what the issue may be, or if obvious, how best to fix it. I usually mumble something about faulty muffler bearings and slip away.
Oh yes, the dreaded muffler Bearings!!!

Here's the link for replacements!!

Muffler Bearings
Old 01-03-2009 | 12:27 PM
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Only a red-neck hill billy would ignore such a thing as checking to see what was run over underneath the car. Lazy hicks...
Old 01-03-2009 | 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='758533' date='Jan 3 2009, 03:21 PM
Oh yes, the dreaded muffler Bearings!!!

Here's the link for replacements!!

Muffler Bearings
BAHAHAHA! They also sell wiper blade sharpeners, 710 caps, cross-drilled brake lines and left-handed screwdrivers! Brilliant!
Old 01-03-2009 | 01:43 PM
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I was once behind someone with a mattress tied on their roof which I watched become increasingly loose. I decided to back off and watch the fun. Yep, it went airborne and flipped onto the windshield blocking the drivers view. Fortunately they made it to the shoulder.
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how the hell did those things get in there!
Old 01-03-2009 | 01:56 PM
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That is a mechanics depiction of what the bail-out of GM, Ford, and Chrysler really looks like!


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