The Nagging Wife
03-02-2006, 03:25 PM
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000.00, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him he would just as soon have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000.00 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and only cost you $150.00?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
The man thought about it and told him he would just as soon have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000.00 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and only cost you $150.00?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
03-03-2006, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by alohalc' post='248870' date='Mar 2 2006, 07:25 PM
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000.00, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him he would just as soon have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000.00 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and only cost you $150.00?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
The man thought about it and told him he would just as soon have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000.00 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and only cost you $150.00?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
Don't get me wrong, i'm not angry, i'm just not moved in any way and prefere when somebody starts telling a joke on that subject, not to listen.
03-09-2006, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by BetterMakeWay' post='249124' date='Mar 3 2006, 04:37 AM
Don't think i'm that a religious person but i don't like when i hear or read jokes made in a way on our holy Christ, or any other divinity. Especially thinking what He did for us.
Don't get me wrong, i'm not angry, i'm just not moved in any way and prefere when somebody starts telling a joke on that subject, not to listen.
Don't get me wrong, i'm not angry, i'm just not moved in any way and prefere when somebody starts telling a joke on that subject, not to listen.
