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05-19-2009, 09:37 PM
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I decided at about 10 PM to go on a food run, didnt know where I was going but I was hungry and nothing could stop me. i walk out of the building i work in and saw it was of course raining pretty heavily. why wouldnt it be? I havent seen the sun in about 4 days. It was raining good, you know, those I am still a 2 minute run from the car, but my key is in hand, thumb on the unlock button kind of rain. anyway, like i said, nothing could stop me, if godzilla was blocking the exit, he would have gotten his ass kicked. So... I am in a full sprint to the parking lot. there is nobody around, so i dont look like to much of a douche for not having an umbrella. I finally make it to the parking lot, it was raining good. I hit the unlock button, hear the car beep. I run up to the drivers door and pull on the door handle.... NOTHING, didnt open. I INSTANTLY yell "MOTHER FUCKER".
then... I look down and realize, "those arent sport wheels, and that isnt shadowline trim". so i quickly run 2 spots to where my car is parked and get in.
and the best part:
as I am pulling out of my spot, I see the other 5 series turn on. there was someone sitting in the car. i dont know if they were napping or what, but can you imagine how startled they must have been.
sad thing is, they know what i look like and i have no clue who they are. i am going to pass them in the halls here and they are gonna think i am a lunatic.
then... I look down and realize, "those arent sport wheels, and that isnt shadowline trim". so i quickly run 2 spots to where my car is parked and get in.
and the best part:
as I am pulling out of my spot, I see the other 5 series turn on. there was someone sitting in the car. i dont know if they were napping or what, but can you imagine how startled they must have been.
sad thing is, they know what i look like and i have no clue who they are. i am going to pass them in the halls here and they are gonna think i am a lunatic.
05-19-2009, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='884076' date='May 20 2009, 12:37 AM
then... I look down and realize, "those arent sport wheels, and that isnt shadowline trim". so i quickly run 2 spots to where my car is parked and get in.
and the best part:
as I am pulling out of my spot, I see the other 5 series turn on. there was someone sitting in the car. i dont know if they were napping or what, but can you imagine how startled they must have been.
and the best part:
as I am pulling out of my spot, I see the other 5 series turn on. there was someone sitting in the car. i dont know if they were napping or what, but can you imagine how startled they must have been.
05-19-2009, 11:05 PM
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05-19-2009, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by v_therussian' post='884109' date='May 20 2009, 02:24 AM
LMAO ahahahaa what did you get to eat?
05-20-2009, 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='884157' date='May 20 2009, 03:39 AM
footlong subway club on wheat with american cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions, cucumbers, light mayo, spicy mustard and a bag of baked BBQ lays
You sure you weren't ummm takin' a "smoke" 
break at work before you had to run out for some food in pouring rain? ahahahahahaaaaaa 
05-20-2009, 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='884076' date='May 20 2009, 01:37 AM
I decided at about 10 PM to go on a food run, didnt know where I was going but I was hungry and nothing could stop me. i walk out of the building i work in and saw it was of course raining pretty heavily. why wouldnt it be? I havent seen the sun in about 4 days. It was raining good, you know, those I am still a 2 minute run from the car, but my key is in hand, thumb on the unlock button kind of rain. anyway, like i said, nothing could stop me, if godzilla was blocking the exit, he would have gotten his ass kicked. So... I am in a full sprint to the parking lot. there is nobody around, so i dont look like to much of a douche for not having an umbrella. I finally make it to the parking lot, it was raining good. I hit the unlock button, hear the car beep. I run up to the drivers door and pull on the door handle.... NOTHING, didnt open. I INSTANTLY yell "MOTHER FUCKER".
then... I look down and realize, "those arent sport wheels, and that isnt shadowline trim". so i quickly run 2 spots to where my car is parked and get in.
and the best part:
as I am pulling out of my spot, I see the other 5 series turn on. there was someone sitting in the car. i dont know if they were napping or what, but can you imagine how startled they must have been.
sad thing is, they know what i look like and i have no clue who they are. i am going to pass them in the halls here and they are gonna think i am a lunatic.
then... I look down and realize, "those arent sport wheels, and that isnt shadowline trim". so i quickly run 2 spots to where my car is parked and get in.
and the best part:
as I am pulling out of my spot, I see the other 5 series turn on. there was someone sitting in the car. i dont know if they were napping or what, but can you imagine how startled they must have been.
sad thing is, they know what i look like and i have no clue who they are. i am going to pass them in the halls here and they are gonna think i am a lunatic.
Heheheheh
I would have shot ya