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Old 06-14-2005, 05:15 PM
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The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I

Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do

Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine

I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast

I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart

And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came

At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow!

Old 06-14-2005, 11:26 PM
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Old 06-15-2005, 02:58 AM
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HAHAHA! That's a good one !
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had me going there ...
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Old 06-16-2005, 08:10 AM
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Funny stuff!
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Just curious as to where you found a blue-eyed cow ...

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Originally Posted by MaxBuck' date='Jun 17 2005, 10:07 PM


Just curious as to where you found a blue-eyed cow ...


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