From the Mouths of Babes
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A group of 7-year-old children recently was asked what they thought of beer.
A sampling of responses:
'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks, the prettier my mom gets.' --Tim
'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.' --Mellanie
'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.' --Grady
'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.' --Toby
'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much. --Sarah
'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.' --Lilly
'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.' --Ethan
'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.' --Shirley
AND THE BEST RESPONSE
'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.' --Jack
A sampling of responses:
'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks, the prettier my mom gets.' --Tim
'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.' --Mellanie
'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.' --Grady
'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.' --Toby
'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much. --Sarah
'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.' --Lilly
'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.' --Ethan
'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.' --Shirley
AND THE BEST RESPONSE
'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.' --Jack
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Ah yes pure innocence, and to think we were all once that way too!
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