Morning Sex!
12-23-2008 | 08:31 AM
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MORNING SEX
She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.
A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.
A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
12-23-2008 | 08:40 AM
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Okay, so it's a bit old, but I still enjoyed the joke anyway!! 
Thanks Luigi! 
Thanks Luigi!
12-23-2008 | 10:30 AM
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Amazingly, i've never heard that before!! Brilliant!! 
12-23-2008 | 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by kscarrol' post='751420' date='Dec 23 2008, 01:36 PM
Hard or soft boiled? 
Oh, snap!
12-23-2008 | 01:08 PM
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baawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 
thats funny.. i busted my friend (a guy) about that today... he had to fix something in my house. he did my audio in the house and something was recalled so he ran in quick to fix it while i picked up my son.. anyways, when i got back which is literally like 5 min away, he was gone... so i texted him and said..."damm vin, you came over here quick, in and out and i didnt even know it" lmao he txts me back and says " "haha, i never came-just popped in for a bit" lol i thought i would share some of our sick behavior .. Merry Christmas e60 familyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! 
thats funny.. i busted my friend (a guy) about that today... he had to fix something in my house. he did my audio in the house and something was recalled so he ran in quick to fix it while i picked up my son.. anyways, when i got back which is literally like 5 min away, he was gone... so i texted him and said..."damm vin, you came over here quick, in and out and i didnt even know it" lmao he txts me back and says " "haha, i never came-just popped in for a bit" lol i thought i would share some of our sick behavior .. Merry Christmas e60 familyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !