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An 80+ year old man goes to confession at a Catholic Church.
He tells the Priest, "Father, I'm 80 yrs old and I've never been to confession. But last night I was eating at a restaurant when I met 3 young ladies. I took them back to my place, and next thing you know, we're in the hot tub. Before you know it, we're all naked so I take them back inside and I have sex with all of the girls at the same time".
The priest says, "Well my son, you've never been to confession after all these years. What made you decide to finally come in and tell me all of this?"
And the man said, "Hell, I'm telling everybody."
He tells the Priest, "Father, I'm 80 yrs old and I've never been to confession. But last night I was eating at a restaurant when I met 3 young ladies. I took them back to my place, and next thing you know, we're in the hot tub. Before you know it, we're all naked so I take them back inside and I have sex with all of the girls at the same time".
The priest says, "Well my son, you've never been to confession after all these years. What made you decide to finally come in and tell me all of this?"
And the man said, "Hell, I'm telling everybody."
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Originally Posted by marc545i' post='583612' date='May 19 2008, 07:38 AM
An 80+ year old man goes to confession at a Catholic Church.
He tells the Priest, "Father, I'm 80 yrs old and I've never been to confession. But last night I was eating at a restaurant when I met 3 young ladies. I took them back to my place, and next thing you know, we're in the hot tub. Before you know it, we're all naked so I take them back inside and I have sex with all of the girls at the same time".
The priest says, "Well my son, you've never been to confession after all these years. What made you decide to finally come in and tell me all of this?"
And the man said, "Hell, I'm telling everybody."
He tells the Priest, "Father, I'm 80 yrs old and I've never been to confession. But last night I was eating at a restaurant when I met 3 young ladies. I took them back to my place, and next thing you know, we're in the hot tub. Before you know it, we're all naked so I take them back inside and I have sex with all of the girls at the same time".
The priest says, "Well my son, you've never been to confession after all these years. What made you decide to finally come in and tell me all of this?"
And the man said, "Hell, I'm telling everybody."
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