Men.....were always in trouble
08-02-2007, 03:42 PM
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To Be 6 Again...
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at
>herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what
>she'd like to have for her Birthday.
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>"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.
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On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
>of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
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He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
>the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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>Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
>reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
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>He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
>extra fries and a chocolate shake.
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>Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
>M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her
>husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
>lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??"
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>Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my
>dress size, you dumb ass!"
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The moral of the story: .........Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at
>herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what
>she'd like to have for her Birthday.
>
>"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.
>
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
>of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
>
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
>the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
>
>Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
>reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
>
>He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
>extra fries and a chocolate shake.
>
>Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
>M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her
>husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
>lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??"
>
>Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my
>dress size, you dumb ass!"
>
>
The moral of the story: .........Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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08-02-2007, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr 5er' post='454662' date='Aug 2 2007, 07:42 PM
The moral of the story: .........Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
08-03-2007, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Bambi' post='454714' date='Aug 2 2007, 07:08 PM
AGREED!
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