The Marriage Counsellor
02-11-2006, 02:13 PM
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[size=3]The husband and wife go to a counsellor after 15 years of marriage.
The counsellor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into
a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years
they've been married. She goes on and on and on and ......
Finally, the counsellor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the
woman and kisses her passionately rips off her clothes and makes
mad passionate love to her. Needless to say, the woman shuts up
and sits quietly with a very satisfied daze. The counsellor turns to
the husband and says "that is what your wife needs at least three
times a week. Can you do that?" The husband thinks for a moment
and replies, "Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday,
but Friday I play golf."
The counsellor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into
a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years
they've been married. She goes on and on and on and ......
Finally, the counsellor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the
woman and kisses her passionately rips off her clothes and makes
mad passionate love to her. Needless to say, the woman shuts up
and sits quietly with a very satisfied daze. The counsellor turns to
the husband and says "that is what your wife needs at least three
times a week. Can you do that?" The husband thinks for a moment
and replies, "Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday,
but Friday I play golf."
02-11-2006, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr 5er' post='238586' date='Feb 11 2006, 11:13 PM
[size=3]The husband and wife go to a counsellor after 15 years of marriage.
The counsellor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into
a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years
they've been married. She goes on and on and on and ......
Finally, the counsellor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the
woman and kisses her passionately rips off her clothes and makes
mad passionate love to her. Needless to say, the woman shuts up
and sits quietly with a very satisfied daze. The counsellor turns to
the husband and says "that is what your wife needs at least three
times a week. Can you do that?" The husband thinks for a moment
and replies, "Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday,
but Friday I play golf."
The counsellor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into
a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years
they've been married. She goes on and on and on and ......
Finally, the counsellor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the
woman and kisses her passionately rips off her clothes and makes
mad passionate love to her. Needless to say, the woman shuts up
and sits quietly with a very satisfied daze. The counsellor turns to
the husband and says "that is what your wife needs at least three
times a week. Can you do that?" The husband thinks for a moment
and replies, "Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday,
but Friday I play golf."
02-11-2006, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by 700700' post='238787' date='Feb 12 2006, 01:43 AM
thats a bill i would NOT pay
Well if I was too busy/sick of givin' it to her, I'd pay someone else to if she'd shut up...well *if* I was married
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02-11-2006, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Rolex 550' post='238792' date='Feb 12 2006, 06:57 AM
Well if I was too busy/sick of givin' it to her, I'd pay someone else to if she'd shut up...well *if* I was married
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02-12-2006, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by my530i' post='238972' date='Feb 12 2006, 05:27 PM
She's probably 35+ when wrinkles start appearing. So what do you think?
