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01-29-2005, 11:28 AM
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A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on,inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
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"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on,inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
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01-29-2005, 12:49 PM
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01-29-2005, 08:41 PM
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Maybe he needed one MORE copy than the original one he was holding...
Or are you guys laughing at the CEO cuz he cant use a copy machine?
Or are you guys laughing at the CEO cuz he cant use a copy machine?
01-30-2005, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by EBMCS03' date='Jan 30 2005, 06:41 AM
Maybe he needed one MORE copy than the original one he was holding...
Or are you guys laughing at the CEO cuz he cant use a copy machine?
Or are you guys laughing at the CEO cuz he cant use a copy machine?
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01-30-2005, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Jan 30 2005, 11:51 AM
The answer depends on whether you are a CEO or not.?
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HAHAHAHAH GOOD choice! You just saved yourself your job...
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