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Managerium
The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by physicists. The element, tentatively named Managerium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice-neutrons, for an atomic number of 312. The 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-likeparticles called morons.
Since it has no electrons, Managerium is inert. However, it can be detected chemicallly, as it impedes every action with which it comes in contact. According to the discoverers, one reaction that normally requires less than one second was extended to four days by the presence of a minute amount of Managerium.
Managerium has a half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not actually decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice-neutrons and assistant vice-neutrons exchange places. Some studies suggest that its atomic mass actually increases in each reorganization.
Research at other laboratories indicates that Managerium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points, such as NHS, government agencies, large corporations, and universities, and can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.
Scientists point out that Managerium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how Managerium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising.
The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by physicists. The element, tentatively named Managerium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice-neutrons, for an atomic number of 312. The 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-likeparticles called morons.
Since it has no electrons, Managerium is inert. However, it can be detected chemicallly, as it impedes every action with which it comes in contact. According to the discoverers, one reaction that normally requires less than one second was extended to four days by the presence of a minute amount of Managerium.
Managerium has a half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not actually decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice-neutrons and assistant vice-neutrons exchange places. Some studies suggest that its atomic mass actually increases in each reorganization.
Research at other laboratories indicates that Managerium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points, such as NHS, government agencies, large corporations, and universities, and can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.
Scientists point out that Managerium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how Managerium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising.
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I hope they find the cure soon as my organization recently found this new "element" and promoted it to the top spot. And now all of us r morons.
