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Old 08-17-2006, 01:54 PM
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... and he mimes: "let's make a code: if I want sex, I will squeeze your breast.
In response, you can pull my schmeckle - once for Yes, and 50 times for No"
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oh God where do you get these from! totally hilarious
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='323755' date='Aug 17 2006, 04:54 PM
... and he mimes: "let's make a code: if I want sex, I will squeeze your breast.
In response, you can pull my schmeckle - once for Yes, and 50 times for No"
50, that's it? Man, that's short lived.
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okay..even some one over-stressed like i am right now...will laugh
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Originally Posted by Bimmer32' post='323812' date='Aug 18 2006, 09:28 AM
50, that's it? Man, that's short lived.
this is funnier
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