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Old 11-29-2007, 10:01 PM
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There are a few BMW's in this story that our friends in the detailing forum might do to well to avoid.......

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HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAA.... Ewwwwwww...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH.... What a weirdo. So if you have wheels or a body kit does that mean he will have pre mature ejaculation
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Originally Posted by Anthony517' post='500934' date='Nov 30 2007, 02:12 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH.... What a weirdo. So if you have wheels or a body kit does that mean he will have pre mature ejaculation

This Mr Wong, bring the term Enthusiast to a whole new level//
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Man that's just so wong.
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"... a cleanup crew had to wash down the BMW..."
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Originally Posted by Anthony517' post='500934' date='Nov 30 2007, 08:12 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH.... What a weirdo. So if you have wheels or a body kit does that mean he will have pre mature ejaculation
Must be. After all: "He also admitted climbing onto the roof of a 1991 Buick Century parked at the rear of a south-side home, taking off his clothes and masturbating on June 12."

If the guy can get excited over a Buick ...
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Disgusting...but a '91 Buick...must have been reliving repressed memories of his mother, as that thing is shaped like a block
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I wonder if he is a forum member???
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LOL that is some strange sh*t....


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