The magic of toilet paper!
09-02-2005, 08:10 PM
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The Miracle of Toilet Paper:
Fresh from her shower, she's standing in front of the mirror, complaining to me that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling her that it's not so, I uncharacteristically come up with a
suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few
seconds." Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper
and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How
long will this take?" she asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied.
She asks... "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make them larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat I said, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
I'm still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, I may even walk
again.
Fresh from her shower, she's standing in front of the mirror, complaining to me that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling her that it's not so, I uncharacteristically come up with a
suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few
seconds." Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper
and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How
long will this take?" she asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied.
She asks... "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make them larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat I said, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
I'm still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, I may even walk
again.
09-02-2005, 08:19 PM
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Hey Rudy,
So you don't sleep either, do you?
So you don't sleep either, do you?
09-02-2005, 08:59 PM
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