A little humor (one cuss word)
08-17-2009, 02:20 PM
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An American tourist is in a bar in Scotland. A man walks in and everyone turns and starts laughing and pointing. He asks the bartednder "Who is that guy and why is everyone laughing at him?"
The bartender replies "Aye Laddie, that's MacGregor and you'll have to ask him yourself."
The tourist gets another beer for macGregor and intrduces himself and asks "So, why is it when you walked in everyone started pointing and laughing at you?"
MacGregor sighs and says "Come and take a walk with me Laddie"
"You see those docks over there? I built those docks with me own hands, me own blood, me own sweat, but do they call me MacGregor the dock builder, nay"
"You see that wall over there, I built that wall on me own, do they call Macgregor the wall builder, nay"
"You see those houses over there, I built those houses from foundation to roof, do they call me MacGragor the house builder? Nay"
"Aye, but you fuck one sheep"
The bartender replies "Aye Laddie, that's MacGregor and you'll have to ask him yourself."
The tourist gets another beer for macGregor and intrduces himself and asks "So, why is it when you walked in everyone started pointing and laughing at you?"
MacGregor sighs and says "Come and take a walk with me Laddie"
"You see those docks over there? I built those docks with me own hands, me own blood, me own sweat, but do they call me MacGregor the dock builder, nay"
"You see that wall over there, I built that wall on me own, do they call Macgregor the wall builder, nay"
"You see those houses over there, I built those houses from foundation to roof, do they call me MacGragor the house builder? Nay"
"Aye, but you fuck one sheep"
not bad!
08-17-2009, 02:48 PM
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Whoa, a golden oldie!! 
Still damn funny! 
Still damn funny!
08-17-2009, 02:53 PM
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