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LIMERICKS
This is from a newspaper contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the two words, Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick.
Here are the three winners:
Third place:
There once was a gal named Lewinsky,
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky.
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef,
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky:
"Let's not leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky."
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown,
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown.
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LIMERICKS
This is from a newspaper contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the two words, Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick.
Here are the three winners:
Third place:
There once was a gal named Lewinsky,
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky.
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef,
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky:
"Let's not leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky."
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown,
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown.
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