Lewinsky - Kaczynsi Limerick contest
12-13-2006, 09:57 AM
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THE LEWINSKY and KACZYNSKI LIMERICK
The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style
section called the Style Invitational." The requirements this particular week were to use the two words 'Lewinsky (the Intern)' and 'Kaczynski (the Unabomber)' in the same limerick.
Remember, the following winning entries were printed in the newspaper.
Third place:
There once was a girl named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown
The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style
section called the Style Invitational." The requirements this particular week were to use the two words 'Lewinsky (the Intern)' and 'Kaczynski (the Unabomber)' in the same limerick.
Remember, the following winning entries were printed in the newspaper.
Third place:
There once was a girl named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown
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Originally Posted by gpt' post='367057' date='Dec 13 2006, 08:22 PM
Sorry, I didn't even think of it but this may not be familiar to our European/global friends.
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