Lemon Grove
07-08-2007, 10:01 AM
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My Ride: Collected Sept 2009 - BMW E90 M3, Silverstone II, Novillo Black leather, 19" M Double-Spoke alloys, High Beam Assist, Electronic Damper Control, Voice Control, PDC, USB, DAB, High Gloss Shadowline, Sliding armrest, Trim Finishing in aluminium grey.
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.
"Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied. "I?ve been divorced three times."
"Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied. "I?ve been divorced three times."
07-08-2007, 01:11 PM
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My Ride: 2009 550i sports, Nav, logic Best E60 yet
2004 545i, sports pkg, logic 7 steptronic, rear shade,orient blue with beige interior, blue tooth enabled Razer Phone. 2004 X5 3.0, sports pkg, stepronic, summer pkg. imola red.
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Originally Posted by Iceman' post='444886' date='Jul 8 2007, 03:32 PM
If she'd know how to squeeze them, she wouldn't need a job...
07-08-2007, 02:16 PM
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Maybe I should have changed the punchline to...
"Yeah, I bought three Mercs"
"Yeah, I bought three Mercs"
07-09-2007, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='444934' date='Jul 9 2007, 12:16 AM
Maybe I should have changed the punchline to...
"Yeah, I bought three Mercs"
"Yeah, I bought three Mercs"
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