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Old 02-10-2009, 01:52 PM
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A woman in my office just said that if he's looking for 115lb Asian women, there's a 99% chance HIS boobs are going to be bigger than HERS!

I gotta get that shirt: When I was your age, Pluto was a planet. Group buy?

http://www.zazzle.com/when_i_was_your_age_...910260358955718
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Whoa they are some wild and pathetic people out there
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Wow this guy lives 3h away from me? Seriously Thats scray
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Originally Posted by NextLevel530xi' post='789822' date='Feb 10 2009, 05:31 PM
Wow this guy lives 3h away from me? Seriously Thats scray
Especially if you're a 115lb Asian woman between 16 and 23 who wears glasses. BTW: What's the age of consent up there?
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='789832' date='Feb 10 2009, 06:56 PM
Especially if you're a 115lb Asian woman between 16 and 23 who wears glasses. BTW: What's the age of consent up there?
Its been a hot topic here. I belive the age consent here is 15 years old. Dont quote me. Thats the problem were having; that sex rings are charging european customers for a trip to canada to have sex with young girls and get away with it.
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Originally Posted by NextLevel530xi' post='789932' date='Feb 10 2009, 05:53 PM
Its been a hot topic here. I belive the age consent here is 15 years old. Dont quote me. Thats the problem were having; that sex rings are charging european customers for a trip to canada to have sex with young girls and get away with it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_conse..._America#Canada

Very interesting read and it's 16 but there are a few caveats.
  • A youth of twelve or thirteen can consent to sexual activity with an individual no more than two years older than them.
  • A fourteen- or fifteen-year-old can consent to sexual activity with a partner who is no more than five years older than them, or to whom they are married.
  • Section 151 of the Criminal Code of Canada makes it a crime to touch, for a sexual purpose, any person under the age of 16 years
  • Additionally, section 159 of the Criminal Code sets the age of consent for anal intercourse at 18 years, with an exception if the two partners are married.

And my favorite...
  • oral sex was legalized in 1969
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FYI:
Pluto doesn't have rings
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Originally Posted by garylewa' post='790336' date='Feb 11 2009, 10:21 AM
FYI:
Pluto doesn't have rings
That makes it even funnier. Saturn, Pluto, whatever! Be careful, with statements like that, you might "out-nerd" this guy!
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Ain't nothing wrong with a little mail order bride! Get a warranty!


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