Joke I heard from work today....
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Originally Posted by richard313' post='1034016' date='Oct 16 2009, 12:58 PM
so it's ok for people to post blond jokes, and not ok for me to post whatever I feel like?
take it easy guys
take it easy guys
We're just messing with you
The lounge just thrives on crude jokes that's all
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Originally Posted by richard313' post='1033509' date='Oct 15 2009, 07:23 PM
Why is six afraid of seven?
because, seven ate nine
because, seven ate nine
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='1033985' date='Oct 16 2009, 11:25 AM
Do you by chance work at a pre-school program? Some jokes are best left in the sand box.
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='1034104' date='Oct 16 2009, 03:06 PM
The last time I heard that one, I fell off of my pet dinosaur and broke my wooden underwear!!
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Originally Posted by v_therussian' post='1033655' date='Oct 16 2009, 12:35 AM
Good God v! What kind of cricket is that? Looks more like a locust to me...
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Originally Posted by Erikuva' post='1034218' date='Oct 16 2009, 02:57 PM
.......why can't Miss Piggy count past the number 68?... when she gets to 69, she gets a frog in her throat...
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='1034104' date='Oct 16 2009, 03:06 PM
The last time I heard that one, I fell off of my pet dinosaur and broke my wooden underwear!!
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What's green and red and goes a 1000 miles an hour
A frog in a blender
A frog in a blender
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