Joke before I go out
10-17-2009, 03:59 PM
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My Ride: 2006 525XI, Jet black on Dakota beige. Premium and winter packages. I consider myself a purist and intend to keep my car absolutely stock and shiny.
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Aging?Annie?was?a?93?year-old?woman?who?was?particularly?despondent?over
the?recent?death?of?her?husband?Joe.??She?decided? that?she?would?just?kill?herse
lf
and?join?him?in?death.???Thinking?that?it?would?be ?best?to?get?it?over?with?quic
kly,
she?took?out?Joe's?old?Army?pistol?and?made?the?de cision?to?shoot?herself?in?the?heart?since?
it?was?so?badly?broken?in?the?first?place.???Not?w anting?to?miss?the?vital?organ
?
and?become?a?vegetable?and?burden?to?someone,?she? called?her?doctor?to?inquire?a
s
?to?just?exactly?where?the?heart?would?be.?
?On?a?woman,??the?doctor?said,??your?heart?would?b e?just?below?your?left?breast.'
?
Later?that?night,?Annie?was?admitted?to?the?hospit al?with?a?gunshot?wound?to?her
knee.
Have a great Saturday night, everybody.
Ps. Sorry about the messed up body of text. Cut and paste doesn't work
that well on the iPhone.
the?recent?death?of?her?husband?Joe.??She?decided? that?she?would?just?kill?herse
lf
and?join?him?in?death.???Thinking?that?it?would?be ?best?to?get?it?over?with?quic
kly,
she?took?out?Joe's?old?Army?pistol?and?made?the?de cision?to?shoot?herself?in?the?heart?since?
it?was?so?badly?broken?in?the?first?place.???Not?w anting?to?miss?the?vital?organ
?
and?become?a?vegetable?and?burden?to?someone,?she? called?her?doctor?to?inquire?a
s
?to?just?exactly?where?the?heart?would?be.?
?On?a?woman,??the?doctor?said,??your?heart?would?b e?just?below?your?left?breast.'
?
Later?that?night,?Annie?was?admitted?to?the?hospit al?with?a?gunshot?wound?to?her
knee.
Have a great Saturday night, everybody.
Ps. Sorry about the messed up body of text. Cut and paste doesn't work
that well on the iPhone.
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My Ride: 2004 545i, Sport and Premium package, Titanium Silver with Black Dakota Leather interior
just exactly where the heart would be.
?On a woman,? the doctor said, ?your heart would be just below your left breast.'
Later that night, Annie was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her
knee.
So her breasts were saggin
?On a woman,? the doctor said, ?your heart would be just below your left breast.'
Later that night, Annie was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her
knee.
So her breasts were saggin
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