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A girl says to her boyfriend: " Hey love, why wont you come over tomorow, nobody is going to be at home"
The guy comes over, and nobody was home...
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A girl says to her boyfriend: " Hey love, why wont you come over tomorow, nobody is going to be at home"
The guy comes over, and nobody was home...
That's the oldest trick in the book. I must have fallen for it a dozen times or more
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