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Old Aug 14, 2009 | 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by theXman' post='976056' date='Aug 14 2009, 12:49 AM
My 5 yr old didn't it. Now she keeps asking me and my wife about big boobs and working at Hooter.
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Old Aug 14, 2009 | 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by porsche911targa' post='975844' date='Aug 13 2009, 09:25 PM
Q: If you have big boobs you work at Hooters. Where do you work if you have one leg?
A: IHOP.
HAHA!

I just told a co-worker and when I asked, "Where do you work if you have one leg?" he said "Captain D's."

HAHA!

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Old Aug 14, 2009 | 07:31 AM
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yeah and her name is eileen!
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