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08-13-2009 | 06:25 PM
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From: Massachusetts, USA
My Ride: 2006 525XI, Jet black on Dakota beige. Premium and winter packages. I consider myself a purist and intend to keep my car absolutely stock and shiny.
2008 328I Convertible, Sapphire black on beige interior. Premium package, NAV, iPod adapter.
Retired: 2002 325I, Titanium silver on black leather. Premium package. Absolutely stock and proud of it.
Q: If you have big boobs you work at Hooters. Where do you work if you have one leg?
A: IHOP.
A: IHOP.
08-13-2009 | 08:21 PM
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From: Originally from Koeln, Deutschland. Enjoying it in Bonita Springs, Florida Now :)
Originally Posted by porsche911targa' post='975844' date='Aug 13 2009, 10:25 PM
Q: If you have big boobs you work at Hooters. Where do you work if you have one leg?
A: IHOP.
A: IHOP.
08-13-2009 | 08:27 PM
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From: SoCal
My Ride: 2008 550I LOADED, all options except HUD and NV
Originally Posted by Krozi' post='976016' date='Aug 13 2009, 09:21 PM
I think your better off telling that to a group of 5 year olds
I dunno sometimes we act like 5 years olds
08-13-2009 | 08:34 PM
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From: Originally from Koeln, Deutschland. Enjoying it in Bonita Springs, Florida Now :)
Originally Posted by pjinca' post='976022' date='Aug 14 2009, 12:27 AM
I dunno sometimes we act like 5 years olds
08-13-2009 | 08:44 PM
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From: Thousand Oaks, California
My Ride: 2008 550i Jet Black on Black Leather, SAT with Paddles, Logic 7, Comfort Seats, NAV, Sport Package, PDC, Xenons, Sirius, Trinity 12W LED Angel Eyes, RPi GT Exhaust, M rear spoiler, ACS Roof Spoiler, Tinted Tail Lights, Bimmian Carbon Fiber Pillar Trim, Bimmian Shadow 550i emblem, RPi Scoop, E60 Forum Cling, Mtec bulbs in fog lights, Mtec 2W LED for License Plate Light Bulbs, K&N Filter, Bimmian LED Smoked Side Markers, Blackout roundels, Carbon Fiber Kidney Grills.
Retired Rides - 1989 325i convertible, 1995 M3, 2002 X5, 2005 545i, 2008 X5 (Lemon)
Actually, Marc is only a LITTLE older than a 5 year old!
08-13-2009 | 09:15 PM
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From: Originally from Koeln, Deutschland. Enjoying it in Bonita Springs, Florida Now :)
Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='976050' date='Aug 14 2009, 12:44 AM
Actually, Marc is only a LITTLE older than a 5 year old!
08-13-2009 | 09:43 PM
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From: Thousand Oaks, California
My Ride: 2008 550i Jet Black on Black Leather, SAT with Paddles, Logic 7, Comfort Seats, NAV, Sport Package, PDC, Xenons, Sirius, Trinity 12W LED Angel Eyes, RPi GT Exhaust, M rear spoiler, ACS Roof Spoiler, Tinted Tail Lights, Bimmian Carbon Fiber Pillar Trim, Bimmian Shadow 550i emblem, RPi Scoop, E60 Forum Cling, Mtec bulbs in fog lights, Mtec 2W LED for License Plate Light Bulbs, K&N Filter, Bimmian LED Smoked Side Markers, Blackout roundels, Carbon Fiber Kidney Grills.
Retired Rides - 1989 325i convertible, 1995 M3, 2002 X5, 2005 545i, 2008 X5 (Lemon)
Originally Posted by Krozi' post='976089' date='Aug 13 2009, 10:15 PM
08-13-2009 | 09:54 PM
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My Ride: Alpine White 2006 530Xi (SLD)
Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='976050' date='Aug 14 2009, 12:44 AM
Actually, Marc is only a LITTLE older than a 5 year old!