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Old 01-08-2011, 02:35 AM
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"
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A picture would have helped ....

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Haha!
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lol. that's funny
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Q: "How can a woman make a man into a millionaire?"





















A: If he was a billionaire!


* This is just a joke. Not trying to offend anyone.




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