Jack Shitt
05-04-2007, 09:23 AM
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> >> WHO IS JACK SCHITT?>> For some time many of us have wondered just who
is Jack Schitt? We> find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know
Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in
an intellectual way.>> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt,
the fertilizer> magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply
religious couple> produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla
Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her
parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and NoeSchitt divorced. Noe Schitt later
married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were> living with them, she wanted to
keep her previous name. She was then> known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile,
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous
disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt
and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married
the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the
newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children
were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour
the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
Schitt. NOW when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can
correct them.
Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt
is Jack Schitt? We> find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know
Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in
an intellectual way.>> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt,
the fertilizer> magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply
religious couple> produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla
Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her
parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and NoeSchitt divorced. Noe Schitt later
married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were> living with them, she wanted to
keep her previous name. She was then> known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile,
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous
disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt
and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married
the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the
newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children
were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour
the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
Schitt. NOW when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can
correct them.
Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt
05-04-2007, 02:26 PM
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My Ride: Collected Sept 2009 - BMW E90 M3, Silverstone II, Novillo Black leather, 19" M Double-Spoke alloys, High Beam Assist, Electronic Damper Control, Voice Control, PDC, USB, DAB, High Gloss Shadowline, Sliding armrest, Trim Finishing in aluminium grey.
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05-07-2007, 01:10 PM
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My Ride: Collected Sept 2009 - BMW E90 M3, Silverstone II, Novillo Black leather, 19" M Double-Spoke alloys, High Beam Assist, Electronic Damper Control, Voice Control, PDC, USB, DAB, High Gloss Shadowline, Sliding armrest, Trim Finishing in aluminium grey.
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My Ride: 2009 550i sports, Nav, logic Best E60 yet
2004 545i, sports pkg, logic 7 steptronic, rear shade,orient blue with beige interior, blue tooth enabled Razer Phone. 2004 X5 3.0, sports pkg, stepronic, summer pkg. imola red.
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