jagman

Questions to ponder over the first cup of coffee of the day ....

• Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
• If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
• If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
• Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
• Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
• Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
• Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
• Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
• Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
• Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
• Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
• Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
• Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
• Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
• If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
• If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
• Why is bra singular and panties plural?
• Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
• How come abbreviated is such a long word?
• Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
• Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
  
  I don't know the answers, may be someone else does

LowOrbit

Very nice

info@trinityautosport

i wouldnt know the answers either.. interesting to read though. now it got me thinking.. haha

Iceman

Why is Wednesday called "Hump Day" when most people get laid on the weekends?
If we really are here to help others, then what the heck are the others here for?
Why do we Park on a Driveway and Drive on a Parkway?
Why are the freeways like parking lots and the parking lots like freeways?
Why is freight on a ship called a "cargo" and freight on a truck is called a "shipment?"
If you were to play a blank tape with the volume turned up all the way, would it drive a mime crazy?
If you spin an Oriental person around and around, does he become disoriented?
If four out of five people suffer from something, does that mean that the other person enjoys it?
If American mothers feed their babies with little spoons, do Chinese mothers feed their babies with toothpicks?
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
If wool shrinks when you wash it, why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak??
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Which is the other side of the street?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don't they call mustaches "mouth brows"?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why isn't "phonetic" spelled that way?
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
Why do they call it a television set when you only get one?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick the Teflon on the pan?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow sign?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why does "food for thought" so often give me a stomache ache?
Is it OK to yell "MOVIE!" in a crowded Firehouse?
If a mall has signs that say "no pets" on every door, how can they have a pet store inside?
Why does sour cream have a "use-by" date?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there braile instructions at the drive up ATM?
Bumper sticker: "Don't eat tuna, save the dolphins." Wouldn't "Save the Tuna" take care of both?
Why is it tennis if it is played by only two or four people?
Why is it a pair of panties but only one bra?
If you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk?
Why do men have nipples?
After you drink a beer, where does the yellow go?

dlevi67

re-post!!!

(well, kind of - and I could not resist)



Good lists both.