It's important to understand English
06-08-2007, 10:00 AM
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Just posting the joke, no derogatory racist
intentions implied.
Why it's important to understand English.
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the
currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one lady in
front of me an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and
she was a little irritated.....She asked the teller, "Why it change??
"Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why
it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".
The Asian lady says,
"Fluc you white people, too".
intentions implied.
Why it's important to understand English.
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the
currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one lady in
front of me an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and
she was a little irritated.....She asked the teller, "Why it change??
"Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why
it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".
The Asian lady says,
"Fluc you white people, too".
06-08-2007, 10:29 AM
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reminds me of some of the lines my cousin sent me before that he entitled "talk like a fob." im filippino so yeah. (sorry i dont mean to hijack your thread or anything)
TENACIOUS - Bepor you go out, put your tenacious on.
(before you go out, put your tennis shoes on.)
DEPOSIT - Call da plahmer, deposit is leaking!
(call the plumber, the faucet is leaking!)
SPLAT - Oh my goodness, my tire splat!
(oh my goodness, my tire is flat!)
ASSOCIATE - When I went to da bathroom, associate in da toilet so I plashed it.
(when i went to the bathroom, i saw sh*t in the toilet so i flushed it.)
HOSTESS - When da pone rings, I ask hostess?
(when the phone rings, i ask "who is this?")
PERSUADING - This month will be my cousin's persuading anniversary.
(this month will be my cousin's first wedding anniversary.)
DEPRESSED - Depressed is da one who leads da mass on Sundays.
(the priest is the one who leads the mass on sundays.)
STATUE - Oy, Pedro....statue?
(oy pedro, is that you?)
UNO, DOS, TRES - Uno! dos tres are burning!
(uno! those trees are burning!)
CHICKEN NUT BREAD - My sister can't swim, when she jahmps in da water chicken nut bread.
(my sister can't swim. when she jumps in the water, she cannot breathe.)
TENACIOUS - Bepor you go out, put your tenacious on.
(before you go out, put your tennis shoes on.)
DEPOSIT - Call da plahmer, deposit is leaking!
(call the plumber, the faucet is leaking!)
SPLAT - Oh my goodness, my tire splat!
(oh my goodness, my tire is flat!)
ASSOCIATE - When I went to da bathroom, associate in da toilet so I plashed it.
(when i went to the bathroom, i saw sh*t in the toilet so i flushed it.)
HOSTESS - When da pone rings, I ask hostess?
(when the phone rings, i ask "who is this?")
PERSUADING - This month will be my cousin's persuading anniversary.
(this month will be my cousin's first wedding anniversary.)
DEPRESSED - Depressed is da one who leads da mass on Sundays.
(the priest is the one who leads the mass on sundays.)
STATUE - Oy, Pedro....statue?
(oy pedro, is that you?)
UNO, DOS, TRES - Uno! dos tres are burning!
(uno! those trees are burning!)
CHICKEN NUT BREAD - My sister can't swim, when she jahmps in da water chicken nut bread.
(my sister can't swim. when she jumps in the water, she cannot breathe.)
06-14-2007, 01:45 AM
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okay here is one... use ...liquor , beer , and gin in a song........
" liquor beer gin.... touched por da berry first time"
translates to, "like a virgin...touched for the very first time" by madonna
ericd
" liquor beer gin.... touched por da berry first time"translates to, "like a virgin...touched for the very first time" by madonna
ericd
06-14-2007, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by ericdbs' post='435631' date='Jun 14 2007, 02:45 AM
okay here is one... use ...liquor , beer , and gin in a song........
" liquor beer gin.... touched por da berry first time"
translates to, "like a virgin...touched for the very first time" by madonna
ericd
" liquor beer gin.... touched por da berry first time"translates to, "like a virgin...touched for the very first time" by madonna
ericd
hahaha good one eric
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