Irish Virginity Test Kit
03-17-2010, 03:55 PM
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Paddy is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a Virgin.
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, we use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit.
You need to buy a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.
If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see.", you hit her with the shovel.
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, we use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit.
You need to buy a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.
If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see.", you hit her with the shovel.
03-17-2010, 04:08 PM
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HAHA!
03-18-2010, 06:08 AM
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haha! nice one
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