John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
> me life, between the legs of me wife!"
> That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast
> of the night"
> She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
> John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
> beside me wife."
>
> "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
> corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
> night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
>
> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know,
> he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep,
> and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
>

:lol: :lol: :lol: with permission from Irish Eyes????

Twice in the last four years???.....buuuhhuuuhhaaahhaa :lol:

:lol: :lol: very good :thumbsup:

:D it's not easy doing an Irish accent in my head :wow:

I like Irish accents :D :thumbsup:

Good one lad! :lol: :clap:

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:lol: :lol: :thumbsup:

:lol: :D :lol: :D