An Intervention for Craig
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='845154' date='Apr 12 2009, 07:06 PM
100 posts in one day! Ye gods, man, it's in the advanced stages. Do not panic. I'll have to check the PWA Big Book, but in the meantime, I would suggest some human interaction. Go directly to the nearest local strip club and talk to the dancers as you give them your money. I mean do this in person, not at "talktostrippers.com." Have a couple of beers and we'll discuss the next step when you get back.
haha. i did have a few beers on my way home from work. now my whoring is preventing me from going for a run. I need to turn off fox news and put on my running shoes. hmm. that rhymes. my posts now have rhymes. AAAHH!
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='845161' date='Apr 12 2009, 06:11 PM
haha. i did have a few beers on my way home from work. now my whoring is preventing me from going for a run. I need to turn off fox news and put on my running shoes. hmm. that rhymes. my posts now have rhymes. AAAHH!
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='845181' date='Apr 12 2009, 07:40 PM
That's the spirit. You can beat this. Run, run to the strip club!
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Originally Posted by ObD' post='845187' date='Apr 12 2009, 06:49 PM
World Famous Mons Venus on Dale Mabry ... ![Devil](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/devil.gif)
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='845109' date='Apr 12 2009, 06:12 PM
Craig, we're you're friends. We care. Your post whoring has become, well, noticeable. Do you see how it is affecting your life and the lives of others? Please stop post whoring so blatantly. If you won't do it for us, then think of the children. The first step is to admit that you have a problem. Please try. Thank you.
The children:
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Look familiar Craig?
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The children:
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Look familiar Craig?
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='845109' date='Apr 12 2009, 06:12 PM
Craig, we're you're friends. We care. Your post whoring has become, well, noticeable. Do you see how it is affecting your life and the lives of others? Please stop post whoring so blatantly. If you won't do it for us, then think of the children. The first step is to admit that you have a problem. Please try. Thank you.
The children:
![](http://magfree.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/end-times.jpg)
Look familiar Craig?
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The children:
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Look familiar Craig?
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100 posts in a day?? And I thought I was incorrigible.
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Originally Posted by rogerj' post='845204' date='Apr 12 2009, 07:09 PM
I tried intervening months ago. We had a BMW BBQ and Craig did not show. I accused him of not showing because his "post count" would suffer. Look at my join date and post count
BTW, I think the avatar pic is blurred because he is TYPING SO FAST!!!
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Originally Posted by ObD' post='845187' date='Apr 12 2009, 07:49 PM
World Famous Mons Venus on Dale Mabry ... ![Devil](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/devil.gif)
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haha. I dont like strip clubs, but if i do go, it is to the penthouse on westshore
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Originally Posted by rogerj' post='845204' date='Apr 12 2009, 08:09 PM
I tried intervening months ago. We had a BMW BBQ and Craig did not show. I accused him of not showing because his "post count" would suffer. Look at my join date and post count
BTW, I think the avatar pic is blurred because he is TYPING SO FAST!!!
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='845229' date='Apr 12 2009, 08:37 PM
i wasnt whoring that bad back then. btw, i am putting myself on an 8 post limit for the next few days
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