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Old 04-19-2011 | 07:22 AM
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Some of you will enjoy this. My favorite lines LOL.

"Ok i've liked you for a few years but.... elbows too pointy, 6/10 at best. Wait where are you going?!What if it was meant to be!"

"u jelly
what
u jelly!?
LOOL"

"successful troll is successful"



Old 04-19-2011 | 04:02 PM
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you owe me 5 minutes and 27 seconds. If I had a freak heart attack from an unrelated cause while watching that, and it was the last thing I ever did, i'd fucking haunt you.



Old 04-19-2011 | 04:11 PM
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It had good moments. Successful troll is successful.
Old 04-20-2011 | 05:54 AM
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LOLOLOL!! "six out of 10, at best." Yeah, that's a sure-fire way to get a date.
Old 04-24-2011 | 04:59 AM
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I liked the Rebecca Black reference at least.
Old 04-24-2011 | 08:08 AM
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Were women ever hard to pickup?

*edit: American women
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