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Old 06-19-2007, 12:24 AM
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When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most
beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.



"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her,
"but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million
dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening
and, three days later, she became his stepmother.
Old 06-19-2007, 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='437324' date='Jun 19 2007, 04:24 AM
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most
beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.



"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her,
"but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million
dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening
and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

Old 06-19-2007, 08:21 AM
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Never underestimate the brains of a fine woman
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oh boy!
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pretty smart woman. sucks for the guy though, hahahaha
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