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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.
THE END
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.
THE END
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Originally Posted by stream' date='Sep 6 2005, 10:50 AM
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.
THE END
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.
THE END
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"The girl said, "DEFINITELY!"
And the couple lived happily ever after and the guy went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted plus a lot of other extracurricular and sensual activities.
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me and buy me a BMW E60? "
The girl said, "DEFINITELY "
And the couple lived happily ever after and the guy went fishing, hunting, driving and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted plus a lot of other extracurricular and sensual activities and drove into the sunset!
Now Thats A true story......
note ..original story by stream, and jdn... just added my bit to it.... eric d
The girl said, "DEFINITELY "
And the couple lived happily ever after and the guy went fishing, hunting, driving and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted plus a lot of other extracurricular and sensual activities and drove into the sunset!
Now Thats A true story......
note ..original story by stream, and jdn... just added my bit to it.... eric d
09-06-2005, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by stream' date='Sep 6 2005, 07:50 AM
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.
THE END
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.
THE END
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Originally Posted by ZinMe' date='Sep 6 2005, 03:06 PM
[quote name='stream' date='Sep 6 2005, 07:50 AM']Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.
THE END
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.
THE END
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[/quote]No--not about me! In my story the girl said yes...and we got divorced many years later...
And I really don't like beer that much... 
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Originally Posted by JDN' date='Sep 6 2005, 09:32 AM
[quote name='stream' date='Sep 6 2005, 10:50 AM']Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.
THE END
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.
THE END
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"The girl said, "DEFINITELY!"
And the couple lived happily ever after and the guy went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted plus a lot of other extracurricular and sensual activities.
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[/quote]I guess it was a slow day
--somebody sent me it in an email.Also...being single, and engaging in extracurricular and sensual activities, are not mutually exclusive...
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No--not about me!? In my story the girl said yes...and we got divorced many years later... ? And I really don't like beer that much...
? And I really don't like beer that much...
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists ? two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"?We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.? The first man said.?You can?t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,? The agent replies, ?Then you?re not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. ?I tried, but I can?t kill my wife.? The agent replies, ?You don?t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.?
Finally, it was the woman?s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, ?You guys didn?t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.?
"?We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.? The first man said.?You can?t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,? The agent replies, ?Then you?re not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. ?I tried, but I can?t kill my wife.? The agent replies, ?You don?t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.?
Finally, it was the woman?s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, ?You guys didn?t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.?
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This is truly a sad story... 
A man goes to the Super Bowl but his tickets are for the upper tier. He spots an open seat on the 50-yard line and grabs it.
The guy sitting next to him says, ?Actually, this seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven?t been to together since we got married in 1967.?
?I?m sorry to hear that,? says the first man. ?Couldn?t you find a friend or relative to come with you??
?Nope,? replies the second guy. ?Everyone?s at the funeral.
The guy sitting next to him says, ?Actually, this seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven?t been to together since we got married in 1967.?
?I?m sorry to hear that,? says the first man. ?Couldn?t you find a friend or relative to come with you??
?Nope,? replies the second guy. ?Everyone?s at the funeral.