I almost pissed myself laughing. (BMW hate on Facebook)
10-07-2009, 03:41 PM
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If you have a Facebook you admit sometimes somethings catch your eye. A wall to wall post by a fellow "peer" to my good friends page. (She BTW: has a E46 which is funny considering the fucker (Anthony Johnson) does not know and always trys to hit on her)
"Those Bavarian Motor Works try to be but they aren't. BMW= BIG MONKEY WANKERS, the drivers are fags and the ladies are sluts. And Mercedes?! That piece of overhyped German crap? The VW is a better car! They know they must fall before the superiority of a Jaguar. The best car on the road is 95 Mustang which I roll in, those losers drool at my car.
Nicole did you know that (My name removed) drives a monkey wanker what a loser his friend (name removed) has a monkey wanker to. I respect there cousin (name removed) he has a nice 97 jetta."
"Those Bavarian Motor Works try to be but they aren't. BMW= BIG MONKEY WANKERS, the drivers are fags and the ladies are sluts. And Mercedes?! That piece of overhyped German crap? The VW is a better car! They know they must fall before the superiority of a Jaguar. The best car on the road is 95 Mustang which I roll in, those losers drool at my car.
Nicole did you know that (My name removed) drives a monkey wanker what a loser his friend (name removed) has a monkey wanker to. I respect there cousin (name removed) he has a nice 97 jetta."
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Originally Posted by aretardedorange' post='1027243' date='Oct 7 2009, 04:41 PM
If you have a Facebook you admit sometimes somethings catch your eye. A wall to wall post by a fellow "peer" to my good friends page. (She BTW: has a E46 which is funny considering the fucker (Anthony Johnson) does not know and always trys to hit on her)
"Those Bavarian Motor Works try to be but they aren't. BMW= BIG MONKEY WANKERS, the drivers are fags and the ladies are sluts. And Mercedes?! That piece of overhyped German crap? The VW is a better car! They know they must fall before the superiority of a Jaguar. The best car on the road is 95 Mustang which I roll in, those losers drool at my car.
Nicole did you know that (My name removed) drives a monkey wanker what a loser his friend (name removed) has a monkey wanker to. I respect there cousin (name removed) he has a nice 97 jetta."
"Those Bavarian Motor Works try to be but they aren't. BMW= BIG MONKEY WANKERS, the drivers are fags and the ladies are sluts. And Mercedes?! That piece of overhyped German crap? The VW is a better car! They know they must fall before the superiority of a Jaguar. The best car on the road is 95 Mustang which I roll in, those losers drool at my car.
Nicole did you know that (My name removed) drives a monkey wanker what a loser his friend (name removed) has a monkey wanker to. I respect there cousin (name removed) he has a nice 97 jetta."
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10-07-2009, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by aretardedorange' post='1027243' date='Oct 7 2009, 07:41 PM
If you have a Facebook you admit sometimes somethings catch your eye. A wall to wall post by a fellow "peer" to my good friends page. (She BTW: has a E46 which is funny considering the fucker (Anthony Johnson) does not know and always trys to hit on her)
"Those Bavarian Motor Works try to be but they aren't. BMW= BIG MONKEY WANKERS, the drivers are fags and the ladies are sluts. And Mercedes?! That piece of overhyped German crap? The VW is a better car! They know they must fall before the superiority of a Jaguar. The best car on the road is 95 Mustang which I roll in, those losers drool at my car.
Nicole did you know that (My name removed) drives a monkey wanker what a loser his friend (name removed) has a monkey wanker to. I respect there cousin (name removed) he has a nice 97 jetta."
"Those Bavarian Motor Works try to be but they aren't. BMW= BIG MONKEY WANKERS, the drivers are fags and the ladies are sluts. And Mercedes?! That piece of overhyped German crap? The VW is a better car! They know they must fall before the superiority of a Jaguar. The best car on the road is 95 Mustang which I roll in, those losers drool at my car.
Nicole did you know that (My name removed) drives a monkey wanker what a loser his friend (name removed) has a monkey wanker to. I respect there cousin (name removed) he has a nice 97 jetta."
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10-07-2009, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Krozi' post='1027283' date='Oct 7 2009, 08:21 PM
FAIL AT LIFE
anyone that hits on a girl by hating on someone else is indeed a failure.
10-07-2009, 07:18 PM
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The other day, when I was on my way home from the dentist's office where I had some minor dental work done, I came to a red light and just then a 1995 Mustang rolled up beside me in the other lane... 
Interestingly, the numbing effects of the novocaine had not yet fully worn off on me and unexpectedly, some drool ran from my mouth just as the driver of the Mustang was checking me and my car out.
Now I understand why he smiled so much as I embarassingly attempted to wipe my face dry with a tissue!
Interestingly, the numbing effects of the novocaine had not yet fully worn off on me and unexpectedly, some drool ran from my mouth just as the driver of the Mustang was checking me and my car out.
Now I understand why he smiled so much as I embarassingly attempted to wipe my face dry with a tissue!
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Originally Posted by Rudy' post='1027369' date='Oct 7 2009, 10:18 PM
Now I understand why he smiled so much as I embarassingly attempted to wipe my face dry with a tissue!
10-07-2009, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Rudy' post='1027369' date='Oct 7 2009, 11:18 PM
The other day, when I was on my way home from the dentist's office where I had some minor dental work done, I came to a red light and just then a 1995 Mustang rolled up beside me in the other lane...
Interestingly, the numbing effects of the novocaine had not yet fully worn off on me and unexpectedly, some drool ran from my mouth just as the driver of the Mustang was checking me and my car out.
Now I understand why he smiled so much as I embarassingly attempted to wipe my face dry with a tissue!
Interestingly, the numbing effects of the novocaine had not yet fully worn off on me and unexpectedly, some drool ran from my mouth just as the driver of the Mustang was checking me and my car out.
Now I understand why he smiled so much as I embarassingly attempted to wipe my face dry with a tissue!
